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Woh nadiyaan nahi thi aansu thay mere, 
Jis par woh kashti chalate rahe.. 
Manzil mile unhe yeh chahat thi meri, 
Isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.
By: MALAY Category: Cool SMS 376 Likes 2 Months ago


Na Jane Q log Mar jate hein...

 ....Kisi pay Jene Ke Waste.
By: ijaz Category: Cool SMS 246 Likes 2 Months ago


A Small boy to a girl:

Mein Tumhain honton se kuch kar k dikhaoun?
Girl:
No, 5th class k baad

Boy:
Ab dikhaon?

Girl:
No, Matric k baad

Boy:
Ab?

Girl:
No, F.Sc k baad

Boy:
Ab?

Girl:
No, B.Sc k baad

Boy:
Plz Ab Honton se kuch kar k dikhaoun?
Girl:
No, Shadi k baad

(Shadi k bad) boy: Ab karun?

Girl:
Yes Yes Ab
karo





Boy:
BuUuRrRr
BuuUrrrRRrr:
By: Admin Category: Cool SMS 445 Likes 2 Months ago


Facebook should have a limit on how many

times you can change your relationship
status. After 3 it should default to
"Unstable". :O :-P
By: Admin Category: Cool SMS 398 Likes 2 Months ago


Boy Bus-Stop Per, Girl Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha

GIRL
Ghar Men Koi
Maa-Behan Nahi
Boy: No

GIRL
To Ghar
Ley K Chalo Na Pagal
Yahan Time Q Kharab Kar Rahay Ho..
By: Admin Category: Cool SMS 406 Likes 2 Months ago


Most Humiliated Lines

Ever Said By Me
"Y O U R
I N T E L L I G E N C E !
I S
M Y
C O M M O N - S E N S E ..." :-P :-D
Attitude Personified *.*
By: Admin Category: Cool SMS 391 Likes 2 Months ago


A T T I T U D E

P E R S O N I F E D

" I May Neva
Prove To Be
Good Enough
For
E V E R Y O N E
But
I Am Best For
T H E M
Who Deserve
ME ... " ^.^
By: Admin Category: Cool SMS 350 Likes 2 Months ago


4 friend meet 30 years after school.


One goes to the toilet.

The other 3 Start to Talk How Successful their Sons Become.

No 1 Says His Son Studied Economics, become a Banker and is So Rich He Gave His Best Friend a Ferrari.

No 2 Said His Son Become a Pilot. Started His Own Airline Become So Rich He Gave His Best Friend a Jet.

No 3 Said His Son Become An Engineer Started His Own Development Company Become So Rich He Built His best Friend a Castle.

No 4 Come Back From The loo and asked What The Buzz Is about.

They told Him They were Talking about how Successful their Sons became and asked Him about his Son.

He said His son is Gay and is a stripper at a Gay bar.

The other 3 Sai
By: Admin Category: Cool SMS 357 Likes 2 Months ago


SoN: Mai SchoOL Nhi JaongaMom: Kyn?Son: Job KrongaMom: 4TH Class Parh kr Kya Kaam Kro Gy?Son: 3rd Class Ki Lrkion Ko Tution Prhaonga:-):-oO teri khair
By: Admin Category: Cool SMS 397 Likes 2 Months ago


Photographer studio me chote bacche se: "Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega." Bacha: "Focus adjust kar... gawaron wali baat mat kar, Portrait Mode use karna Macro ke saath, High Resolution may pic aani chaiye Fb pe upload krunga.. warna paise nahi milenge... SAALA  "kabutar nikalegaa":-D
By: Admin Category: Cool SMS 383 Likes 2 Months ago


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