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Woh nadiyaan nahi thi aansu thay mere, 
Jis par woh kashti chalate rahe.. 
Manzil mile unhe yeh chahat thi meri, 
Isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.
By: MALAY
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3 Months ago
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Na Jane Q log Mar jate hein...

 ....Kisi pay Jene Ke Waste.
By: ijaz
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4 Months ago
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A Small boy to a girl:

Mein Tumhain honton se kuch kar k dikhaoun?
Girl:
No, 5th class k baad

Boy:
Ab dikhaon?

Girl:
No, Matric k baad

Boy:
Ab?

Girl:
No, F.Sc k baad

Boy:
Ab?

Girl:
No, B.Sc k baad

Boy:
Plz Ab Honton se kuch kar k dikhaoun?
Girl:
No, Shadi k baad

(Shadi k bad) boy: Ab karun?

Girl:
Yes Yes Ab
karo





Boy:
BuUuRrRr
BuuUrrrRRrr:
By: Admin
616 Likes
4 Months ago
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Facebook should have a limit on how many

times you can change your relationship
status. After 3 it should default to
"Unstable". :O :-P
By: Admin
549 Likes
4 Months ago
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Boy Bus-Stop Per, Girl Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha

GIRL
Ghar Men Koi
Maa-Behan Nahi
Boy: No

GIRL
To Ghar
Ley K Chalo Na Pagal
Yahan Time Q Kharab Kar Rahay Ho..
By: Admin
563 Likes
4 Months ago
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Most Humiliated Lines

Ever Said By Me
"Y O U R
I N T E L L I G E N C E !
I S
M Y
C O M M O N - S E N S E ..." :-P :-D
Attitude Personified *.*
By: Admin
555 Likes
4 Months ago
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A T T I T U D E

P E R S O N I F E D

" I May Neva
Prove To Be
Good Enough
For
E V E R Y O N E
But
I Am Best For
T H E M
Who Deserve
ME ... " ^.^
By: Admin
509 Likes
4 Months ago
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4 friend meet 30 years after school.


One goes to the toilet.

The other 3 Start to Talk How Successful their Sons Become.

No 1 Says His Son Studied Economics, become a Banker and is So Rich He Gave His Best Friend a Ferrari.

No 2 Said His Son Become a Pilot. Started His Own Airline Become So Rich He Gave His Best Friend a Jet.

No 3 Said His Son Become An Engineer Started His Own Development Company Become So Rich He Built His best Friend a Castle.

No 4 Come Back From The loo and asked What The Buzz Is about.

They told Him They were Talking about how Successful their Sons became and asked Him about his Son.

He said His son is Gay and is a stripper at a Gay bar.

The other 3 Sai
By: Admin
523 Likes
4 Months ago
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SoN: Mai SchoOL Nhi JaongaMom: Kyn?Son: Job KrongaMom: 4TH Class Parh kr Kya Kaam Kro Gy?Son: 3rd Class Ki Lrkion Ko Tution Prhaonga:-):-oO teri khair
By: Admin
556 Likes
4 Months ago
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Photographer studio me chote bacche se: "Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega." Bacha: "Focus adjust kar... gawaron wali baat mat kar, Portrait Mode use karna Macro ke saath, High Resolution may pic aani chaiye Fb pe upload krunga.. warna paise nahi milenge... SAALA  "kabutar nikalegaa":-D
By: Admin
529 Likes
4 Months ago
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