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Hum to uske hain ye raaz to wo jaan gaya ho ga faraz...
magr wo kis ka hay ye sawal mujhe sone nahi deta.
By: Faraaz Category: Pathan SMS 205 Likes 2 Months ago


Pathan Mobilink compny me job leny gaya


Pehly hi swal k jwab pr use maar maar kr bhaga dia gaya

Swal tha:
Sab sy mashoor Network ks ka hy?

Pthan:
AL-QaiDa ka
By: Admin Category: Pathan SMS 321 Likes 2 Months ago


. . . . Pathn apne dost k walid k chaliswen me gya tu usko mar kr nikal dia gya Q? Lifafa dekr bola:abbu ka chaliswa bohat mubark ho. . . .
By: Admin Category: Pathan SMS 302 Likes 2 Months ago


Eid ke liye pathan apne liye shoes lane gya tu pathan ka paoo itna bara tha jo os ko koi shoes paoo main pura nahi aata tha tu achanak light chali ge tu pathan ko shoes pura agya pathan ne chelaya itna jo khe rha muje shoes pura agya jab light aai dakha tu pathan ka paoo shoes ke dabe main tha,:-D
By: Admin Category: Pathan SMS 316 Likes 2 Months ago


Pathan: Yar Me 2 Mushkilon Me Phans Gaya Hon


Friend: Wo Kon C

Pathan: Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Naqabil e Bardasht


AuR
Na Kare To Biwi Naqabil e Bardasht.
By: Admin Category: Pathan SMS 309 Likes 2 Months ago


2011 Ka Super Hit SMS


Pathan washroom ma betha tha

Samne likha
tha Pani ka
ziyada se ziyada istmaal kren


Pathan
Bethy Bethy hi
3 lottay pani pee gaya.
By: Admin Category: Pathan SMS 302 Likes 2 Months ago


Pathan 2 Sardar. Tujhe apna Computer bara krna hai?




Sardar: Haan yaar..




Pathan: TO COMPUTER ME SE WINDOW NIKAL K DaRWaZa LAGWA LE....:
By: Admin Category: Pathan SMS 301 Likes 2 Months ago


Pathan ka Bacha:

Abbu hum ko BAJA dilao
Pathan: Nahi tum sub ko tung karega.
Bacha: Nahi abbu khuda ka qasam
Jab sub so jayega hum tab bajaega.
By: Admin Category: Pathan SMS 284 Likes 2 Months ago


PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me!


WiFE: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?

PHATAN: yar Ye GEO Walo Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai?

WiFE: Kia?

PHATAN: Yehi K"AP DEKH RAHE HEN GEO NEWS."
By: Admin Category: Pathan SMS 294 Likes 2 Months ago


Ek pathan apne girl friend ko

Apnay ghar lay kar gaya
Saree lights off kar den
Room lock kar k kehta hay
Dakho mairay mobile ma torch b jalta hay
By: Admin Category: Pathan SMS 282 Likes 2 Months ago


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