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Memon At Petrol Pump:

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do.

Salesman:
Bhai Itna Sara Petrol
Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon:
Jana Kahan Hai
Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen
By: Admin Category: Memon SMS 398 Likes 3 Months ago


Memon:

Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?

Shopkeeper:
1rs.

Memon:
60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?

S.K:
60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.

Memon:
Ley 40 Paisay
Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De
By: Admin Category: Memon SMS 373 Likes 3 Months ago


Eik Memmon Khali Katorey Main

Roti Daba Kar Kha Raha Tha
Waiter Ne Deka Tu Poucha
Ap Yah Kia Kar Rahey Hian
Memon Ne Jawab Diya
Main Maths Ka Teacher Hoon Or Dall
Suppose Kar Kay Kharaha Hoon
By: Admin Category: Memon SMS 404 Likes 3 Months ago


Shadi Me 1 Memon

Bahut Der Tk Khata Raha,
Kse Ne Pocha Bhae Kab Tak Khaty Rhogy?
Memon:
Yaar Me Khud Kah Kha K Thak Gya Hun
Pr Kya Kron Card Me Lkha Tha

By: Admin Category: Memon SMS 369 Likes 3 Months ago


Memon To Dukandar:

Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Dukandar:
1 Baal Toota To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Memon:
Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha.
By: Admin Category: Memon SMS 423 Likes 3 Months ago


Ek Memon Ko Jin Charh Gaya

3 Din Baad
Jin Khud Aalim Ke Paas Gaya Aur
Bola:
Aalim Sahab!
Ujhe Bahar Nikalo
Mein To Bhooka Hee Mar Jaonga
By: Admin Category: Memon SMS 437 Likes 3 Months ago


Memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna
By: Admin Category: Memon SMS 443 Likes 3 Months ago


1 memon subha so ko utha to

dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,
By: Admin Category: Memon SMS 385 Likes 3 Months ago


Memon ka beta apni girl friend

k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
By: Admin Category: Memon SMS 426 Likes 3 Months ago


Memon At shop:


Bhai 1 RS ka load kar do
Shopkeeper:
Itna load karwa k Call Krni Hai ya SMS
Memon:
Krna te Khuch Ve Nhi bs aiven paise uraan di adat aaa
By: Admin Category: Memon SMS 423 Likes 3 Months ago


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