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ajeeb kashmakash me akar ruki hai jindgi,,, aye jaan,
aapko chahta hu par pa nahi sakta aur itna chahata hu ki bhula nahi sakata: 
 I miss you
By: +919721927177 s Category: Naughty SMS 409 Likes 2 Months ago


“सबके कर्ज़े चुका दूं मरने से पहले,  ऐसी मेरी नियतं हैं,
मौंत से पहले तूं भी बता दे ज़िन्दगी, तेरी क्या किंमत हैं.”
By: Megraj sangar Category: Naughty SMS 215 Likes 2 Months ago


Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..

cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u
By: Admin Category: Naughty SMS 304 Likes 2 Months ago


Suhag raat


wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain
sardar: kaise pata?
Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha.

sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost mere piche dalta tha.
By: Admin Category: Naughty SMS 317 Likes 2 Months ago


Mom: Why R U pregnant? 


Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
By: Admin Category: Naughty SMS 292 Likes 2 Months ago


aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia

bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi kia dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi
or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or b chaye
tu pathan bola baji agar dohdh k sath biscuits b mil jay tu maza ajay ga
By: Admin Category: Naughty SMS 299 Likes 2 Months ago


Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di,

Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI. .
By: Admin Category: Naughty SMS 296 Likes 2 Months ago


In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
By: Admin Category: Naughty SMS 301 Likes 2 Months ago


2 Lund Flim Ka Tickat Laytay Hai


Pehla Lund Dosre Se Bolta Hai Yar

Flim Sexy Na Hoo

Dosra Lund :

Kio Bay

Pehla Lund :

Salay Nahi To Sari Flim Kharay Ho Kar Daykhna Parhay Ga
By: Admin Category: Naughty SMS 305 Likes 2 Months ago


Ye Dunia sirf

larkion k liye he

Larki zor se
hanse to
Khoobsoorati, Larka zor se hanse to
Dungar,
Agar larki meetha bole to piari lagy,
Larkaahe to "tenu
ki mout pe gai a",


Larkian mill k chalein to Group,

Larke mill k chalein to "Baghertan da tola:
By: Admin Category: Naughty SMS 293 Likes 2 Months ago


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