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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the

bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away
By: Admin Category: Wedding SMS 331 Likes 3 Months ago


Man : Is there any way for long life?

Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
By: Admin Category: Wedding SMS 342 Likes 3 Months ago


Man at medical store:I need poison

Chemist: I cant sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didnt knew u had a prescription.
By: Admin Category: Wedding SMS 331 Likes 3 Months ago


Why Government do NOT

allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
By: Admin Category: Wedding SMS 311 Likes 3 Months ago


Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you
By: Admin Category: Wedding SMS 358 Likes 3 Months ago


Q: If marriages are made in heaven,

than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!
By: Admin Category: Wedding SMS 340 Likes 3 Months ago


Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!!
By: Admin Category: Wedding SMS 327 Likes 3 Months ago


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
By: Admin Category: Wedding SMS 342 Likes 3 Months ago


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