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Saare jahan se acha hindustan hamara.
By: L.Singh Category: Bewakoof SMS 443 Likes 2 Months ago


Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?

Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....
By: Admin Category: Bewakoof SMS 508 Likes 3 Months ago


Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge... 







Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
By: Admin Category: Bewakoof SMS 427 Likes 3 Months ago


You are equal to sixty james bond! 



How??


007 * 60 = 420
By: Admin Category: Bewakoof SMS 388 Likes 3 Months ago


U are a... 




B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*
By: Admin Category: Bewakoof SMS 390 Likes 3 Months ago


SomeOne.. 

MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
By: Admin Category: Bewakoof SMS 357 Likes 3 Months ago


Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI" 


1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu
By: Admin Category: Bewakoof SMS 513 Likes 3 Months ago


A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. 

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
By: Admin Category: Bewakoof SMS 419 Likes 3 Months ago


FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? 

SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
By: Admin Category: Bewakoof SMS 397 Likes 3 Months ago


If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, Ill come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
By: Admin Category: Bewakoof SMS 432 Likes 3 Months ago


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