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Krishana Ke Kadmo Par Kadm Chalaye Chalo
Bansuri Nhi To Seeti Bajaye Chalo
Radha To Ghar Wale Dilayege Hi
Jab Tak Gopiya Hi Ptate Chalo 

Keisha Laga Bhaiya Like Jaroor Karna Yar
By: Ajeet Shingh Category: Sant Banta SMS 458 Likes 2 Months ago


Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? 

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
By: Admin Category: Sant Banta SMS 337 Likes 2 Months ago


Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. 

Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
By: Admin Category: Sant Banta SMS 333 Likes 2 Months ago


Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? 

Santa: Very long...!
By: Admin Category: Sant Banta SMS 327 Likes 2 Months ago


Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. 

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
By: Admin Category: Sant Banta SMS 304 Likes 2 Months ago


Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. 

Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
By: Admin Category: Sant Banta SMS 308 Likes 2 Months ago


Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? 

Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
By: Admin Category: Sant Banta SMS 317 Likes 2 Months ago


Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? 

Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
By: Admin Category: Sant Banta SMS 324 Likes 2 Months ago


Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
By: Admin Category: Sant Banta SMS 307 Likes 2 Months ago


Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. 

Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
By: Admin Category: Sant Banta SMS 315 Likes 2 Months ago


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