HamNE AaPko cHAha 
 star plus ki tra

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,

Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,

Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,

Jab chaho hum se Disprin

mangwa lena

3 Dost thay 



Kallu, Billu, Ullo,





Kalu:-B.S.C.

Main parh

raha hai.





Billu:-M.A.main parh raha hai.



Or hamara





Ullo:-SMS Parh raha ha.



hahahaha:-:)

10,00,000 

Ka Sawal Aap k Mobile Ki Screen Pey Hy.



Question:Aap Gandu Kaisey Baney?



Aap K Paas 5 Option Hein,



A-Shoq Tha.



B-Majboori Thi.



C-Kisi Ne Zabardasti ki



D-paisy nahi they



E- ya Accidently.



Jawab must hy warna Aap ki Khamoshi

ko Jawab (A) samjha jahey ga.

Dil jale to Diwane Bany



Shama Jali To Prwane Bny



Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bny



Ay DOST Apni Birth-Date To Btao





Pta To Chale Kis Saal PAGAL KHANY Bny.

Animals ki khosusiyat:



1. Tota

Duniya ki hr zuban bol sakta hy



2. Oont

15 din tak bagher kuch khaye safr kr sakta hy



3. Dog

Dunya ka sb se zada wafadar janwar hy









Agay na parho!











Mat parho agay kuch nhi











Na parho .











4. Gadha



Jis kam se mana karo wohi krta hy!

Bacha: Uncle abbu ne ball pen manga hai



Parosi pen dy kr bola: aur kuch kaha tha abu ne?



Bacha: haan.....

kaha tha k Rundi ka bacha na dy to bazar sy ly aana.

Tamam battamizo ko ittla di jati hai k.

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Ap to aise speed me niche aye ho jaise ap hi sb se zyada battamiz ho..!

Bandar KELEY Q khata hai?      





























Chal Chor 



Ye tera Personal Matter hai.Jo Marzi Kha Pee....!



bus khush raha kar yar

I m Lamp

U r Light



I m Coke

U r Sprite



I m Sawan

U r Badal



I m Normal

U r































U

r

also

Normal.



Kya yaar..??

Khud pe he shak..??