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HamNE AaPko cHAha 
 star plus ki tra
By: harbag rathour Category: Insult SMS 192 Likes 2 Months ago


Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,

Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,
Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,
Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena
By: Admin Category: Insult SMS 314 Likes 2 Months ago


3 Dost thay 


Kallu, Billu, Ullo,


Kalu:-B.S.C.
Main parh
raha hai.


Billu:-M.A.main parh raha hai.

Or hamara


Ullo:-SMS Parh raha ha.

hahahaha:-:)
By: Admin Category: Insult SMS 339 Likes 2 Months ago


10,00,000 

Ka Sawal Aap k Mobile Ki Screen Pey Hy.

Question:Aap Gandu Kaisey Baney?

Aap K Paas 5 Option Hein,

A-Shoq Tha.

B-Majboori Thi.

C-Kisi Ne Zabardasti ki

D-paisy nahi they

E- ya Accidently.

Jawab must hy warna Aap ki Khamoshi
ko Jawab (A) samjha jahey ga.
By: Admin Category: Insult SMS 333 Likes 2 Months ago


Dil jale to Diwane Bany


Shama Jali To Prwane Bny

Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bny

Ay DOST Apni Birth-Date To Btao


Pta To Chale Kis Saal PAGAL KHANY Bny.
By: Admin Category: Insult SMS 295 Likes 2 Months ago


Animals ki khosusiyat:


1. Tota
Duniya ki hr zuban bol sakta hy

2. Oont
15 din tak bagher kuch khaye safr kr sakta hy

3. Dog
Dunya ka sb se zada wafadar janwar hy




Agay na parho!





Mat parho agay kuch nhi





Na parho .





4. Gadha

Jis kam se mana karo wohi krta hy!
By: Admin Category: Insult SMS 282 Likes 2 Months ago


Bacha: Uncle abbu ne ball pen manga hai


Parosi pen dy kr bola: aur kuch kaha tha abu ne?

Bacha: haan.....
kaha tha k Rundi ka bacha na dy to bazar sy ly aana.
By: Admin Category: Insult SMS 300 Likes 2 Months ago


Tamam battamizo ko ittla di jati hai k.

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Ap to aise speed me niche aye ho jaise ap hi sb se zyada battamiz ho..!
By: Admin Category: Insult SMS 291 Likes 2 Months ago


Bandar KELEY Q khata hai?      















Chal Chor

Ye tera Personal Matter hai.Jo Marzi Kha Pee....!

bus khush raha kar yar
By: Admin Category: Insult SMS 327 Likes 2 Months ago


I m Lamp

U r Light

I m Coke
U r Sprite

I m Sawan
U r Badal

I m Normal
U r















U
r
also
Normal.

Kya yaar..??
Khud pe he shak..??
By: Admin Category: Insult SMS 309 Likes 2 Months ago


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